The Blonde Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Joss strode along the path, making for Punk Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Hot Belt, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Tongue.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his gothic sword just in time to face the cute man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck deviously, and Joss barely raised his sword to meet the attack. They fought long and huskily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Joss found himself forced to one knee, the man's sword pressed to his emo ear. "I am Chaud of Punk Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Belt. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you over the cloud."

But Joss had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his sword with a twist, overpowered Chaud and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Joss said, looking down upon him.

Chaud's mouth shimmered a fuck so hot and good that it turned your body to fire and made you scream and moan and beg for more, to never stop.. "I have underestimated you, Joss. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Joss's desire was enflamed. His heart throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Chaud. Joss caressed Chaud's gloomy mouth and he responded. They came together cutely, and their joining was as hard-chested as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet eyeliner!" Joss groaned and nipped Chaud as sexily as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Joss said. "That's where I put the Hot Belt for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed mischievieously on the grass, forgetful of all but their iridescent love. "We will stay together forever," Chaud said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Tongue never got the Hot Belt and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.